Celestial Clubbers T-Shirts

'Use the four wood!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

An amplified harp

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Give Way To Cyclists

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Angel Golf

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

God changes the channel with his remote.

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Bassoonist cherub.

"Would you like to receive periodic updates and special orders from God? You can opt out at any time."

God plays golf

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Harps only? Down, please."

"A spot near the almighty!"

'Sudden death?'

Jehovah's Fitness

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"