Celestial Clubbers T-Shirts

'Use the four wood!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

An amplified harp

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Give Way To Cyclists

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Angel Golf

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

God changes the channel with his remote.

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Bassoonist cherub.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

"Would you like to receive periodic updates and special orders from God? You can opt out at any time."

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

'Sudden death?'

"Harps only? Down, please."

"A spot near the almighty!"

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Jehovah's Fitness

God plays golf

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

'What the hell's going on down there!'

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"