Celestial Club Swingers Gifts

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golfing with God.

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

And on the Seventh Day...

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Rory McIlroy

"Nice putt."

'Wash balls here.'

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

Addressing The Ball

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"