Celestial Clubswingers Gifts

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Golfing with God.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Give Way To Cyclists

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Angel Golf

God changes the channel with his remote.

And on the Seventh Day...

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Jehovah's Fitness

Bowl-A-Rama

'Sudden death?'

God plays golf

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Golfing in space.

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Golfing Gods.

'Use the four wood!'

The God's football

Holy Golf

A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

'Put it in writing!'

Divine Golf