Celestial Club Swinger Gifts

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golfing with God.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'You're away, Doc!'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

And on the Seventh Day...

"I hate sand traps."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"Nice putt."

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"