Celestial Club Swinger Gifts

You'll like playing golf up here. It's a private course only open to those who get past the pearly gates. The ball flies a long way because of the altitude! With wings, there's no need for golf carts. And the best thing is, you have all of eternity to improve your score! That still won't be enough time!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Golfing with God.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Golf Hil Divot

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

And on the Seventh Day...

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

"Nice putt."

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Wash balls here.'

Rory McIlroy

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

"How do you know how old God is?"