Cosmic Clubsman Gifts

'Sudden death?'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

High-gravity baseball

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Pole Star

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Climbing to the moon

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'Whoops!'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"Entanglement meets string theory."

Wind Warning on the moon.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

The Big A** Theory

'...Water on Mars'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

'I want to tap into my higher self.'