Cosmic Clubsman Gifts

'Sudden death?'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

High-gravity baseball

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Pole Star

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Climbing to the moon

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

'Whoops!'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

The Big A** Theory

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

"Entanglement meets string theory."

'...Water on Mars'

So that's what they mean by the "vacuum of space"! Vvrrrrr. WHOOSH!

Wind Warning on the moon.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?