Cosmic Clubber Gifts

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

dog vs UFO...

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

The Walk of Shame

Newton's cradle

Surfing alien.

Gorgeous Groovers.

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

Train to Mars

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Explorers Club

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

"Anyway, who'd want to go clubbing, dementedly waving their arms in the air?"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

"So THAT's Rocket Science..."

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'I bet he thinks I'm a sap and is taking the long way around to jack up the fare.'