Celestial Contract Enthusiasts Gifts

'Put it in writing!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

You are everywhere.

'So, what are the terms of use?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Angel with speed camera.

'Whoops!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'm your sun!"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He seems nice.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"OK, let's go to contract."

Budget Astronomy

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'