Spiritual Swinger Prints

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Thank God its Monday!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Golfing Bishop.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Thursday is the new Friday

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Free why-fi.”

Golfing with God.

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Psychotic mood swing.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Thanks God!

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

And on the Seventh Day...

Bipolar Bear.

Excalibur Golf Course.

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Gregorian Monks: Please turn off your cell phones.

(Ohhm Shanti… Ohhm shanti…. Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti….) (Mantra Ray)

'I love the job, but it's a tough commute every morning.'

'Then again, inner peace might not be everything it's cracked up to be either.'

"Love thy neighbor?! Where's the fire and brimstone? I'll tell you Saul, they just don't make religions like they used to."