Angelic Swinger Prints

Golfers' Heaven

Golfing Bishop.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Angel playing music

Thursday is the new Friday

Golfing with God.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Thanks God!

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

And on the Seventh Day...

Death of the pope.

Spring Break!

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Heaven - Under New Management.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Social Networking in Heaven.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'