Celestial Swinger Prints

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

And on the Seventh Day...

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Golfing with God.

Golfing Gods.

Golfing Bishop.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

Thursday is the new Friday

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Jenga!!!

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

You are everywhere.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Whoops!'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Give Way To Cyclists

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Recalculating!'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'He seems nice.'

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!