Siesta Swinger Pillows

Sleepwalking Golfer

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

The Hockey Puckey

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Someone has had a hard day!

'You're away, Doc!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf Hil Divot

Siesta-time

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Thanks God!

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Hockey Goal

"I hate sand traps."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

'Wash balls here.'

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"