Siesta Swinger Pillows

Sleepwalking Golfer

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfing Bishop.

I think you're ace

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

'You're away, Doc!'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf Hil Divot

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Siesta-time

Someone has had a hard day!

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Thanks God!

Hockey Goal

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'