Siesta Enthusiasts Pillows

'Sales of our new stay-awake pill have been very disappointing.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

Someone has had a hard day!

Sleepwalking Golfer

Santa School.

Siesta-time

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

Cot.

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"I hate recalls."

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Hibernation Clock.

Relaxing in the Saddle

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'