Siesta Enthusiasts Mugs

'Sales of our new stay-awake pill have been very disappointing.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

Someone has had a hard day!

Siesta-time

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Santa School.

Sleepwalking Golfer

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Your Honor, We Find The Defendant 'Naughty'.

Cot.

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"I hate recalls."

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Hibernation Clock.

Relaxing in the Saddle

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...