Siesta Supporter Mugs

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

Someone has had a hard day!

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Meet Santa's entourage

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Starfish doing the wave.

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

'They think I can walk on water.'

Santa's Second Stringers.

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Sleepwalking Golfer

Siesta-time

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"