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Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

Someone has had a hard day!

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Meet Santa's entourage

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'They think I can walk on water.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Siesta-time

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Sleepwalking Golfer

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"