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"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Someone has had a hard day!

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Siesta-time

Sleepwalking Golfer

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

DING DONG!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

George Smith Patton

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Service Entry.

"Nobody said it would be easy!"

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

...Then, after the movie, my wife and I went in for some coffee...