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"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Sleepwalking Golfer

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Someone has had a hard day!

Siesta-time

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

"I'd like to enter, as defense exhibit 'A', this red herring."

DING DONG!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

George Smith Patton

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Service Entry.

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

"Nobody said it would be easy!"

...Then, after the movie, my wife and I went in for some coffee...