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Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

Sleepy Painter Paints Bed to Sleep In.

Reserving a Spot for the Siesta.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Turn, turn and turn.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

Cat in a flap

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I love this time of day."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

I should probably get out more.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."