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Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

Sleepy Painter Paints Bed to Sleep In.

Reserving a Spot for the Siesta.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Spa

Turn, turn and turn.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

Cat in a flap

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I love this time of day."