Spontaneous Siesta Seekers T-Shirts

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Siesta-time

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Relaxing in the Saddle

"Good night!"

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'It's three-fifteen, sir - You're scheduled to do something spontaneous.'

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

"You awake?"

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

"I'm not Spanish, but every afternoon about one-thirty I go upstairs and lie down awhile."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"It was a stimulus check impulse buy."

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

"I've counted 53 in this flock! What about you Bob? Bob?"

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

Sheep counting shepherds.

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"

"We're hoping to finalize the deal with the Mexican guys later on this afternoon."

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,