Spontaneous Siesta Seekers T-Shirts

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Siesta-time

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Relaxing in the Saddle

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'It's three-fifteen, sir - You're scheduled to do something spontaneous.'

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

"Good night!"

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Closed Cerrado. 1:30PM - 3:30PM. All the stores are closed --- They're taking a siesta. Ah, a "matinee idle"!

"You awake?"

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"It was a stimulus check impulse buy."

"I'm not Spanish, but every afternoon about one-thirty I go upstairs and lie down awhile."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"

Sheep counting shepherds.

I need to get rid of all these mattresses if I'm going to get up to use the bathroom 4 times a night. Middle-Age Fairy Tales: The Princess & the

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

"I've counted 53 in this flock! What about you Bob? Bob?"

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

Sleep clinic: 'We like to say, insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over...'

"We're hoping to finalize the deal with the Mexican guys later on this afternoon."

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,