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"I'm not Spanish, but every afternoon about one-thirty I go upstairs and lie down awhile."

'I don't think Rodrigo will be very happy when you tell him his 'Zzzz's' are well above the legal safety decibal levels!'

Siesta Parking

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Dreams

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

Sleepwalking Golfer

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Siesta-time

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Beware of dog"

Someone has had a hard day!