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'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Sergey Rahmaninov

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Someone has had a hard day!

'Watch out, he hasn't had his afternoon nap.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

"I slept funny!"

Siesta-time

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

Relaxing in the Saddle

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'