Siesta Time Appreciator Pillows

Siesta-time

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Cat and mouse

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Book Me!

"He's an indoor cat."

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Sleepwalking Golfer

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Relaxing in the Saddle

"Relax! The poor thing is only taking a breather on his way south!"

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Mum! - Grandma's catnapping again!'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"His motto went from 'work hard, play hard,' to 'work hard, rest hard.'"

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Oh, thank God!"

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

FE. I understand they're librarians. SHH.

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'