Sleep Appreciator Pillows

"Relax! The poor thing is only taking a breather on his way south!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"You were snoring."

"What's with your hair?"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Cyber Dream

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.