Sleep Appreciation Pillows

'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Noisy energy?

Sheep Ledger

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"Time for bed, guys."

Broken Alarm Clock.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'