Sleep Appreciation T-Shirts

'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Noisy energy?

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

Sheep Ledger

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'