Ball Devotee Pillows

Football Deity.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Vendor selling testosterone.

Tennis ball girl.

I love Basketball.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Bowling ball head.

A Masked Ball

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Football Delivery

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Jimmy Anderson

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

Captive Audience.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

I love Kung Fu.