Football Games Pillows

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Cocktailgating. . . .

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'Super Dog'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics