Football Games Prints

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Holiday time.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

The trauma of losing.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Super Dog'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'