Football Fun Pillows

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

Playing Fetch.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

On holiday.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Early photobombing

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"This stool shall pass."

The Trojan Beagle.

Candid Camera store.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Bed Spread"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Get crazy once in a while

"How should we divide the teams?"