Football Fun T-Shirts

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

Playing Fetch.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

On holiday.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Your shoe's untied.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Early photobombing

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The Trojan Beagle.

Get crazy once in a while

Candid Camera store.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Bed Spread"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Beware of Falling Notice.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'