Soccer Players Gifts

Paul Pogba

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

Geese Attacking Footballers

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Fly Football

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

If nobody had invented graphics

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Funky Facts: Football.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Raheem Sterling

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Football

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.