Football Player Gifts

"He's got the ball, he's at the 30, the 20, the 10, he's running past the end zone, he's leaving the stadium..."

470 BC: Socrates addresses lifes' difficult questions. "So if the player receiving the ball is past the last defender when the ball is played..."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

'I think I can...'

"I don't think much of their defence."

"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."

'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time.'

'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'

"If you throw it to me I'll introduce you to my financial advisor."

'I don't need an agent. I negotiated my own contract for ten million...Ten dollars a month for a million years.'

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'What a RIP-off!'

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

It's just a game vs. get real.

Footballer pushes a giant football up the hill.

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

Another motorist fails the field spiral test.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also getting compensation for closed-head injuries."

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

'He's giving me a two minute whining.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Tortoises have football helmets and traffic cones for shells.

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

'I tried to shrug off my foot injury and dislocated my shoulders!'

Kev's initial excitement as the club's new Sweeper suddenly dwindled.

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Pat Tillman

"Now promise me you will all be very careful."