Playing Football Gifts

'Psych!'

'I like these helmets. They make you hard to kiss.'

Connor Wickham

Futsal

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Fly Football

Church for sports worshipers.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Punt Cake

"I AM at my usual position."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

The trauma of losing.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'