Football Player T-Shirts

"He's got the ball, he's at the 30, the 20, the 10, he's running past the end zone, he's leaving the stadium..."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'

"I don't think much of their defence."

'I think I can...'

"But what if the guy in the bleachers is right? What if I do suck?"

"O'Brien, here, has written us a new play."

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time.'

"If you throw it to me I'll introduce you to my financial advisor."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'I don't need an agent. I negotiated my own contract for ten million...Ten dollars a month for a million years.'

'For the last time, Jeff, it's called a huddle! Stop saying Group Hug!'

It's just a game vs. get real.

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

'Great distance.Poor aim!'

Footballer pushes a giant football up the hill.

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'He's giving me a two minute whining.'

'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Another motorist fails the field spiral test.

'I tried to shrug off my foot injury and dislocated my shoulders!'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"Now promise me you will all be very careful."

A football player catching a turkey

Speed Trumps Size.

Football player has head instead of ball.

Kev's initial excitement as the club's new Sweeper suddenly dwindled.

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

Lizard running with football.

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

"O.K. boys, this is where we find out if we're REAL men!"