Football Star Gifts

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Fly Football

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

If nobody had invented graphics

Football

Bears

Saving a Heart

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Uptight End"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Kenny Dalglish

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Centaur Forward

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

The Goalkeeper

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I think I've scored.'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"