Footballer Extraordinaire Gifts

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Bears

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Saving a Heart

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Uptight End"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Kenny Dalglish

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Belief and Trust.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

The Goalkeeper

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Centaur Forward

Football Crazy strip six

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner