Ally Extraordinaire Gifts

Trans Rights are Human Rights

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'You are doing it wrong.'

Teenage Angst.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'Steroids.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Easter Island Fisherman

The Little Top.