Runner Extraordinaire Gifts

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Look, a bug!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Alternative fielding positions

Running

A smiling cyclist

Heading off with a packed bag

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

The Airport.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Drawing on an island.

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Tourist Directions

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

Confusing directions.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.