Errand Runner Extraordinaire Gifts

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"It was dry cleaned when I picked it up."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"Look, a bug!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Heading off with a packed bag

A smiling cyclist

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

The Airport.

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

'You are doing it wrong.'

Never ending to do list

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Steroids.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Confusing directions.

Tourist Directions

"One of you boys go help Mom with the groceries."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Easter Island Fisherman