Runner Extraordinaire Mugs

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Look, a bug!"

Alternative fielding positions

Running

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Heading off with a packed bag

A smiling cyclist

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

The Airport.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

'Stress'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Drawing on an island.

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Confusing directions.

Tourist Directions

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

A number of runners run through police tape.