Professional Runners Mugs

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

37 years in the same position.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

Go! Means NOW!

e-shoes

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

10 K Tail-Chase

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

City Marathon.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Running

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Eat my dust!"

31. 19. 55.7.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."