Track And Field Professional Mugs

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Currently Boston

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Here we go again...'

A Little Long Jumper.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Runner going through hurdles.

Extra Long-jump

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Leap Frog

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

High Jump

'What a control freak!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Centaur Sprinter

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"