Track And Field Mugs

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

Caution.

Pole Vault (Man running up with a ladder).

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'We may see some records broken today.'

'You need a bigger pole.'

Hurdles with Steps

Small steps...

The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

It's over the hurdle not under...

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Runner going through hurdles.

Relay runners

High Jump

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

'What a control freak!'

"We're going to have to work on that hand off."

If You Can Jump Over This You Must Be On Steroids

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

Triple Jumper.

Competitors Remove High Jumper's Mat

'I set my high-jump records during leap year.'

Run with a Scissors in Your Hand

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."