Track And Field Mugs

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

Caution.

Pole Vault (Man running up with a ladder).

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'We may see some records broken today.'

'You need a bigger pole.'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Small steps...

Hurdles with Steps

The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

It's over the hurdle not under...

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

'What a control freak!'

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

Pole vaulter sees birds sitting on crossbar.

If You Can Jump Over This You Must Be On Steroids

High Jump

Runner going through hurdles.

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Relay runners

"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."

Run with a Scissors in Your Hand

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

Early starter gun development

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

Pole Vault.