Cyclist Extraordinaire Gifts

A smiling cyclist

Knight in shining Lycra!

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Man generating power for machine.

Bernard Hinault

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

BMX riding in Bavaria

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Tour de Pothole.

At the Old Bikers' Home

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"On your left."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

"Security could be tighter."

Ladies in Lycra

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'He's got a really big sound.'

'You'd have thought they'd have more advanced transport to get around.'

King of the Mountain

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

'This guy figures to be on his bicycle all night.'

The Headless Horseman moves to the suburbs.

"Hi Dad, I thought I'd share this advert with you, '125cc Motcross scrambler, red with silver trim'."

How to read a modern roof rack.

The 'ironicycle'.