Blagger Extraordinaire Gifts

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Alternative fielding positions

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'You are doing it wrong.'

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Steroids.'

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Boss With Whistle.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

The Little Top.

Easter Island Fisherman

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.