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And he did, and they did.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Orchestra

The hostage rescue team

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Born to play ball.

"Leftover seeds."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

Clancy: Thick Flies

Land on it ... Land on it ...

Fetching the Ball

SWAT Police Chase

SWAT The Press

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

'Got it!'

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'I'm still looking for love.'

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

Bye bye fly...

Time Flies

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."

"A tired dog is a – well, a whole lot easier to live with!"