Twitcher Extraordinaire Gifts

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Party time.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Gallery Pranks

Teenage Angst.

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"What say we shake things up a bit, and go in and ask for a couple of home-pregnancy test kits."

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

Kick me

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

April Fool painting

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"I'm on the haywain."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

'Lion!'