Twitching Aficionado Gifts

A clutch of bird watchers

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"I love this time of day."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Bashful in Nashville

The circus diver.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Machine

You know I can't do the twist.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Ice Skater

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Santa the mugger.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

The Mechanic

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'