Trickster Extraordinaire Gifts

"April Fool's on her!"

"When she wants them to come - she purrs like a can opener."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Candid Camera store.

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Shred the plank."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

Gallery Pranks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."