Clever Trickster Gifts

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

A voodoo doctor.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

'Look a huge bird!'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Mime Tug-of-War

Tom Mullica.

Frog Flycatcher.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Candle Size

"You call that a KISS?"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Scarecrow Directions

And that's why I'm still single!

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Adult Magician

"Do you mind?"