Fly Swatter Fanatic Gifts

Orchestra

"Stupid Fly!! I'm gonna get you one way or another!!"

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'Food fight!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'Your you is unzipped.'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

God's Fly Swat...

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Flight School.

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'